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Jag och Jeff smsar med varandra:

Jennie: My ass really hurts, I can barely sit down without cringing.
Jeff: I have this ointment that you can rub on. I'll get it for you later.
Jennie: No, that's okay. It's not too bad.

Två minuter senare:

Jennie: I just put on my pants. I really wish I had baggy jeans because right now it feels like my skin is getting peeled off.
Jeff: Okay that's it. I'm rubbing your ass tonight. No buts.

Några sekunder senare:

Jeff: That was wrong on so many levels.